How to make home-made whipped cream.

Step 1: Buy heavy whipping cream.

Step 2: Use it all for coffee in the morning.

Step 3: Buy some more heavy whipping cream.

Step 4: Put it in a bowl.

Step 5: Stir vigorously with a wire whisk for several minutes until it begins to get stiff and form peaks.

Step 6: Plop a bunch of it all over several pieces of fresh home-made apple pie.

Step 7: Take a quick taste test.

Step 8: Spit that horrible crap out and look up a different recipe.

Step 9: Scrape the nasty whipped cream off the pie and back into the mixing bowl.

Step 10: Add a bunch of sugar and vanilla. Whip again.

Step 11: Enjoy.

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