Have you heard about this “Teevee”?
You don’t have to browse and choose shows from categories, you just sit down and pick a channel! The channels aren’t even organized by theme or topic! And the best part is the way you get to channels is by their number! The number is totally arbitrary and not related to the name of the TV network. So Cool! There’s no way to figure out what will be on what channel at what time unless you subscribe to a paper publication that gets mailed to you or you look online. The device you are consuming the media through offers no way to access information about the shows you are watching or the shows that you could watch. It’s totally crazy, no information at all, just media, fed straight to you with an obscure system structuring the whole schedule that you pretty much just have to memorize.
Oh and I didn’t mention the best part, they have banner ads! And not just banner ads, but banner ads that interrupt the content you are trying to watch every 6-10 minutes. Oh, and by the way you better make sure you don’t mind banner ads, because there is no way to skip them, no way to watch a whole show uninterrupted, even if you wanted to pay for the content you can’t it’s just NOT available without about 20 banner ads in every show.