Holy crap, how did this happen? Here’s the top 5 people on the service hours list over at the UNK Pikes website.
| McArdle, Clint | 5002 |
| Peters, Cody | 573 |
| Keim, Rodney | 352 |
| Theiler, Travis | 223 |
| Weiss, Chris | 120 |
I don’t even know how Clint got that many service hours, someone is going to have to tell me what happened there. But my past 2 roomates fall in at number 2 and 3 in the list, way to go. Travis “Tickled Pink” Theiler is in a solid number 4 and my good friend Chris Weiss, the only one of those guys who regularly visits this site (as far as I know) has found himself at number 5. What’s up with that anyways Chris? Couldn’t you do a little more that 120 hours of community service? I know your heart is big enough, I mean look at Clint, he spent the better part of a year 208 days, 24 hours a day doing community service! So, seriously 120 hours is really weak compared to that. I mean sure, if Chuck Norris or Charlton Heston were on there they would each have done 10,000 hours of service in one day. Charlton Heston because of his ability to travel at Relativistic Speeds to accomplish 2000 years of community service in only one normal year. And Chuck Norris because, well, he’s Chuck.I don’t even know where I am going with this anymore. But way to go everyone back in Kearney, I’m very impressed by everything you have done.
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