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Recipe of the day/week/whatever: Toasteroni Deluxe!
Step 1 - Grab that 90 count bag of Pizza rolls that you left out too long and then decided to re-freeze thinking you might recussitate them. Pop a dozen or so pizza rolls in the microwave. Depending on the age of the microwave it may be necessary to nuke those puppies for anywhere from 1 minute to 2 and a half minutes.
Step 2 - Toast some pieces of bread. Remember that if your apartment is 80 years old then you should not toast the bread at the same time as nuking the pizza rolls, this will simply result in some breakers or fuses or something going out and your computer shutting down, losing your game of Commander Keen.
Step 3 - Place one slice of cheeze (yes I know that�s not the right way to spell cheese, but you don�t have any real cheese anyways, do you?! All you really have is those cheap little single slices that were mass produced last century) on a slice of toast, then place as many pizza rolls on that as you can fit (usually 4).
Step 4 - Apply Peanut Butter(creamy and chunky are both fine, though this human prefers chunky) to one side of the other piece of toast.
Step 5 - Place the peanut butter�d piece of toast on the pizza roll�d piece of toast. Consume immediately. If you wait any amount of time before eating this your mind might kick in and try to stop you. Don�t worry, food poisoning only kills one in 20.