In Jon�s Room
This is an urgent message from the room of Jon, he has kidnapped me and is conducting experiments that would harrow the most twisted of souls. Please rescue me from his awful machinations. He and his cohorts have already killed santa.
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Please save me soon, or else they will kick me out and not let me eat their cold pizza and use their high speed internet access. Umm� a video report of the santa killing will be coming soon.