A little worst case scenario

With the start of a new year, I decided it was time to once again post. &nbspThe semester is starting out busy with things like interviews for internships and applying for grad school. &nbspLuckily, I’m taking the tough class of Bowling to balance things out. &nbspThe other class my Bowling professor teaches is Walking for Fitness. &nbspHow you become a professor for that is beyond me.

I think it is time know to play worst case scenario.

The question is: What is the proper way to eat a rat or mouse?

A)Cut off the head. &nbspGut and hang the mouse upside down to bleed, then cook it at high temperature.

B)Skin it, cut off its head, feet and tail. &nbspSoak it in saltwater, and then roast it.

C)Cut off the feet, gut, and skin it. &nbspPound the remainder, including the head, until the bones are ground up enough to eat, then boil it.

Hopefully I’ll never be in a situation where rat is the only thing on the menu, but the Worst Case Scenario game I got has given me the knowledge of what to do if it is. &nbspIts also given me insight into what to do if the bubonic plague strikes or slightly more practical advice about what to do if a bear is about to attack. &nbspIn fact, I think the only thing the game does not answer is the age old question of how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

The last thing I have left to rant about is that I wish I saved me receipts! &nbspThere is a way of getting back the sales tax you pay on your textbooks. &nbspOne of my friends is getting back well over $100 on receipts from the last 3 years. &nbspIf only I was more organized :(

Note: Notice the correct use of two spaces after each period in the above rant.