Tunafish Part Dues
This sequel to the critically acclaimed blockbuster Action-Comedy-Suspense-Tragedy-Drama-Buddy-Film both smashes and incinerates all the expectations of the audience. The loveable misfit hero in Tunafish Part Dues (TPD) presents us with a affable facade while slowly revealing the poignant internal monologue that drives the plot straight through the wall, in fact this plot is all the way outside, no wait it�s already around the corner and heading for the interstate. You had better hurry if you�re going to catch that plot, you gots to have some wheels.
Another thing that we all gots to have is ‘ups’. I am not referring to the United Parcel Service which is also know as �UPS�, but I am referring to what one possesses when they can achieve great vertical altitude from a position at rest on the horizontal plane that is perpendicular to the nearest axis of the earth. UPS on the other hand are the people that bring the various goodies that I order from e-bay to my door. Perhaps the belt and snickers bar that was delivered was part of this evil plan, my mother was the one that shipped said items to me, yet I have to wonder if perhaps there is something more to this whole set of coincidence and contrived circumstances that form the greater part of my daily life.
This has been a test of the emergency boredom system, in the case of actual insanity this post would have been accompanied with a picture of me frothing at the mouth while curled up under the coffee table. Now I know that anyone who has read this far is so committed to reading the rantage that I randomly distribute via this site, that they do not shy from the apparent insanity that can plague even the best of us. Fear not my faithful minions I have not lost my mind yet, there is a long distance between bored ravings and truly insane ravings, and hopefully you will never be forced to endure the latter. If you fear the former as well, then I suggest you quit reading right now. Well, you should have quit reading immediately after you read the title banner on this page actually.
Generally speaking, the insane rantings that I tend to produce have their origins in the parts of my mind that are usually most active. This part of my mind jumps around from idea to idea constantly churning the juices in my brain. At least I assume their are juices in there, I mean, I guess I cant really hear anything sloshing around in there. Maybe it�s more of a slush, or a gel. Perhaps the stuff in my head is closer to the consistency of a Wendy�s Frosty. Mmmm frostys.
All that talk about the contents of my cranium have made me a little hungry, perhaps it is time to go to Taco Bell and dig into some quesadillas. While I eat my Taco Bell you must call me Raoul! The Latino Fury! Remember to roll those r�s. Rrrroll yourrrrr arrrrrres. It�s fun isn�t it, I�m sorry but I guess that little culture and language lesson is about the extent of the interactivity my web site can manage. If you are almost as bored as I am (Trust me no one is my peer in boredom at this moment), then I suggest you visit Aaron and Katie in their new digital abode.
Perhaps some time I will detail for you the exact nature and extent of my geekyness. I do not have to tell you just how insane I can be, you are able to read that for yourself every time I post; but the nature of my geekhood may not be precisely apparent to those that are not �in the know� on such things. Just what am I �in the know� on, well I don’t really�. know. I think that the word �know� is a word that quickly devolves into a meaningless sound represented by various consonants and verbs with each iteration of said word in a document. I think you all know (Dang! There it is again, little bugger keeps sneaking up on me) what I am talking about.
Have I ever told you what I find very fun, trying to bite my ear. That little guy is quick. I can’t tell you how many times I have tried to sneak up on him, but he is always able to escape my teeth, or as I like to call them “the Humanoid Mandibles of DOOM!�?