Joke Time

Inscribed upon the wall of the mens bathroom in the Fine Arts Building�

Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if the flew over the bay they would be called Baygulls.

Another fine specimen of jokeness�

What�s brown and sticky?
A stick.

And yet more stick related humor�

What do you call a boomerang that doesn�t work?
A stick.

I know this isn�t much of a post, but I am technically really busy right now and shouldn�t even be taking the time to write anything for my site. Yet I am. I hope you are all happy about being responsible for my procrastinating tendancies. Sheesh, my rants are getting consistenty less ranty. I know that ranty isn�t a word, and you know that ranty isn�t a word, but they don�t realize that!

Many jobs are not neccesarily good. Money is good, being busy is OK, but being busy and then attempting to stack more jobs on top of that is not a good course to persue. Just my own two cents. No wait, you can�t have those, give me my two cents back! I really need that money for tuition.

My words of wisdom for the day, �If you are going to be several minutes late to anything, be consistent and make sure you are late to everything, that way people are not surprised.�

So there were these three rich brothers who were trying to get their mother something for her birthday. The first got her a mansion. The second an expensive car. The third paid a million dollars to train a parrot to be able to quote the entire bible in many languages so that when his mother could no longer see she would still be able to say a reference and have the bird quote the verse. To the first son the mother said nice try but I�m old and can�t clean anymore I�d rather stay in my one bedroom apartment. To the second she said I can no longer drive thanks for rubbing it in. To the third she said this is the only son who got me something worth anything. It was the best tasting chicken I ever had.
Note: Tim if you knock my joke telling ability I will kill you.
I leave you with my favorite bumper sticker quote: �I like cats they taste like chicken.�

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